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WHAT A GOOD FATHER DID TO SAVE MEN!!!
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A Funny Nigerian woman who was lucky to have given out three of her daughters hand in marriage within a year whispers to her children's ear just before they live for their husbands' houses. Guess what she was telling each one of them. "When you get to your husband's houses just remember to send me an sms of how and what happens on your first night after wedding, please remember to code your reply when ever you send them ooo."Few months later, the first daughter send her code "NESAFE", after…See More
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A Funny Nigerian woman who was lucky to have given out three of her daughters hand in marriage within a year whispers to her children's ear just before they live for their husbands' houses. Guess what she was telling each one of them. "When you get to your husband's houses just remember to send me an sms of how and what happens on your first night after wedding, please remember to code your reply when ever you send them ooo."Few months later, the first daughter send her code "NESAFE", after…See More
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HE KILLED HIS ONLY SON TO SAVE OTHER’S LIFEA certain old man had a son called Gregory. The old man worked at a railway station, his station is constructed like a bridge on top of the sea. This railway role up and open whenever a big Ship comes close or wishes to access the route and rolled down and closed for train to pass.One day, the old man’s only son returned from school and came to stay with his father as usual. No sooner than the boy took his food, the father’s walkie talkie began to…See More
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A mum was so lucky that she gave three of her daughters hand in marriages within a space of one year. Guess mum's last advice to each one of them. The funny mum who believes blindly that all her daughters are virgins whispers to each of them "After your weddings, text me with your first night experience. Don't forget to text it in a coded way o!" After a week, the first daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms to her mum while a week later, the second sent 'BENSON' the old 'soji' woman, picked up a…See More
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A mum was so lucky that she gave three of her daughters hand in marriages within a space of one year. Guess mum's last advice to each one of them. The funny mum who believes blindly that all her daughters are virgins whispers to each of them "After your weddings, text me with your first night experience. Don't forget to text it in a coded way o!" After a week, the first daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms to her mum while a week later, the second sent 'BENSON' the old 'soji' woman, picked up a…See More
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A Funny Nigerian woman who was lucky to have given out three of her daughters hand in marriage within a year whispers to her children's ear just before they live for their husbands' houses. Guess what she was telling each one of them. "When you get to your husband's houses just remember to send me an sms of how and what happens on your first night after wedding, please remember to code your reply when ever you send them ooo."
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A mum was so lucky that she gave three of her daughters hand in marriages within a space of one year. Guess mum's last advice to each one of them. The funny mum who believes blindly that all her daughters are virgins whispers to each of them "After your weddings, text me with your first night experience. Don't forget to text it in a coded way o!" After a week, the first daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms to her mum while a week later, the second sent…
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THE TRUTH ABOUT SEX
When you have no one you love or care for, you easily convince yourself sex doesn’t really matter. It’s no big deal, you say to anyone who raises an eyebrow, or asks. I am strong you persuade yourself on those nights you go out with friends to catch that romantic comedy with those beautiful love scenes.
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When you have no one you love or care for, you easily convince yourself sex doesn’t really matter. It’s no big deal, you say to anyone who raises an eyebrow, or asks. I am strong you persuade yourself on those nights you go out with friends to catch that romantic comedy with those beautiful love scenes.
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- At 1:22pm on May 18, 2011,
Wole Olatunji said… - PLEASE SPARE SOME MINUTES TO READ THESE 3 SEGMENTS
I sent the reply below to a colleague in the office and i think we might learn one or two lessons.God bless you
Dearly Beloved,
I just read your mail since you sent it on the 20thOctober,2010.Now to your question.We need to know that every Bible question has Bible answer.The fact that i have not heard somethings before or that they dont preach such in my church does not make them wrong.We need to prove all things by the Bible and hold to that which is true.If you can be humble you will learn a lot from your question because a lot of people are serving God that they do not know.
Deu6vs4 says God is one,this nulifies the doctrine of trinity-3persons.From historyTrinity originated from Nicea Council in Rome in 325AD.It is not a xtian doctrine.Father,Son and Holy Ghost are titles of one same God.As a father,he created the world,as a Son He came to redeem the world and as the Holy Ghost He came to dwell in us.It is not one God in 3Persons but one God in 3 offices.
I am a father to my childen,husband to my wife and probably Manager in my office, these do not make me 3persons
God cannot be one in the old testament and become 3 in the new testament
The bitter truth which everybody will not believe except those that it is given is that Jehovah of the old testament is Jesus of the new testament.Nobody can call Jesus God except by the Holy Ghost.
Dont let the dual nature of God stumble you.Jesus Christ is 100%Man and 100%God.God is a Spirit.It is not the flesh of Jesus that is God but the Spirit inside him.That was why he was able to lay his life and picked up again by himself
As a man he cried at the grave of Lazarus but as God he commanded him to rise.
As a man he slept in the boat but as God He commanded the wind to be still and nature including wind recognised its maker.
Didnt Colosians say the world was made by him
Didnt Isaiah call him the Mighty God and everlasting father.How many mighty God do we have
- At 2:28pm on May 26, 2011, Wole Olatunji said…
- PLEASE SPARE FEW MINUTES TO READ THIS
I sent the reply below to a colleague in the office and i think we might learn one or two lessons.God bless you
Dearly Beloved,
I just read your mail since you sent it on the 20thOctober,2010.Now to your question.We need to know that every Bible question has Bible answer.The fact that i have not heard somethings before or that they dont preach such in my church does not make them wrong.We need to prove all things by the Bible and hold to that which is true.If you can be humble you will learn a lot from your question because a lot of people are serving God that they do not know.
Deu6vs4 says God is one,this nulifies the doctrine of trinity-3persons.From historyTrinity originated from Nicea Council in Rome in 325AD.It is not a xtian doctrine.Father,Son and Holy Ghost are titles of one same God.As a father,he created the world,as a Son He came to redeem the world and as the Holy Ghost He came to dwell in us.It is not one God in 3Persons but one God in 3 offices.
I am a father to my childen,husband to my wife and probably Manager in my office, these do not make me 3persons
God cannot be one in the old testament and become 3 in the new testament
The bitter truth which everybody will not believe except those that it is given is that Jehovah of the old testament is Jesus of the new testament.Nobody can call Jesus God except by the Holy Ghost.
Dont let the dual nature of God stumble you.Jesus Christ is 100%Man and 100%God.God is a Spirit.It is not the flesh of Jesus that is God but the Spirit inside him.That was why he was able to lay his life and picked up again by himself
As a man he cried at the grave of Lazarus but as God he commanded him to rise.
As a man he slept in the boat but as God He commanded the wind to be still and nature including wind recognised its maker.
Didnt Colosians say the world was made by him
Didnt Isaiah call him the Mighty God and everlasting father.How many mighty God do we have
Why did Tho
- At 11:33am on September 29, 2011, Adewale Adesola said…
- i always like ur comments.
- At 1:36pm on June 29, 2012, T. R*** said…
- May God be wt u bro. Wole
- At 11:05am on October 23, 2012, adure said…
- Hello, my name is Miss Adure, i was happy looking at your profile, i will like us to be friends, contact me in my email (Adure23@ymail.com) for me to send you my picture and also tell you something about my life.
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- At 11:05am on October 23, 2012, adure said…
- Hello, my name is Miss Adure, i was happy looking at your profile, i will like us to be friends, contact me in my email (Adure23@ymail.com) for me to send you my picture and also tell you something about my life.
(Adure23@ymail.com)
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