A newly posted parish pastor discovered that all who came to confess their sin is guilty of "I Have Fallen" He waited to understand what the clause could mean to the people. But all efforts on the contrary did not help matters. He then concluded that the bad road in there vicinity and that is why the people are falling.
He then decided to meet with the community mayor to discuss how best to convince Local government chairman in reconstructing the road before his church members scatter all over other churches. And also to help them not to got more hurt than now. So when he got to the Mayors house he saw the Mayor's wife who told him that the mayor is in the sitting room. He went inside and met the mayor sitting down.
The discussion starts:
Priest: Peace be unto this house
Mayor: Ahh priest, how are you?
Priest: I am good and you?
Mayor: I am great, just relaxing:
Priest: I met your wife outside who told me that you are inside here
Mayor: Ahh my wife? That woman has been everything for me. Always at peace with everyone, doesn't look at any other man and always takes care of his children not excluding me.
Priest: Well what else can I say, she is God sent.
Mayor: yes priest she is. What can I offer you priest?
Priest: Nothing mayor thank you.
Mayor: What brought you to my house this morning? ? Is everything ok?
Priest: Is about the ugly road that we have in this community and the people are complaining bitterly. Do you know that my parishioners and the people in this community had fallen so badly on each day? whenever they came for confession they will keep on confessing "Pastor I have fallen" and I will feel there pains? Please try and talk to the Local government chairman to see how best to reconstruct this road so that they people will walk without fallen.
The Mayor burst into serious laughing since he knew that "I have Fallen" simply means I have committed adultery or fornication.
Priest: why are you laughing? even your wife is a victim of "Pastor I have Fallen" which is caused by this ugly road and you are there laughing.
At this time the mayor got mad and started crying because he knew that from every indications his woman has committed "adultery" and she is cheating on him.
Priest: Why are you crying? I thought you were the one laughing just now? What is happening?
Mayor: Priest "I have Fallen" simply means I have committed Adultery or I have committed fornication. Chie my wife don de cheat on me this long I know no oooooo ohh I don finish priest.........
Even the most trusted woman in your life could be a victim of I have fallen. But no go begin th suspect your woman noaw oohh. I know send you ohh Na talk na him I talk here ooh. Thank you
Una know say no bi all joke dey funny but any how sha, Una can hollar I get many to drop. All the way............
Re-edited by Gnaija Admin