The Professor Insulted The Canoe Boy And Then Met His Doom

A university professor, after very many years of study in the United Kingdom, came home. On arrival he met a village boy at the river bank. The little boy ferry people across the sea for money. No sooner had professor boarded the boy's canoe than the following interrogation began:

 

Prof: "how are you my boy?

The Boy: I am ok thank you.

Prof: I was wondering what you are doing here at this river bank? Did you have some education at all?

The Boy: Yes I had and why you ask?

Prof: Nothing I was thinking maybe I can help you

The Boy: Wow that will be good.

Prof: What did you study? philosophy?

The Boy: "No"

Prof: "I see, boy do you know that you are useless in this world.

Prof: "What about psychlogy?"

The Boy: "No"

Prof: "I think You are a waste in this world"

Prof: "Did you read phamacology?

The Boy: "No"

Prof: "Infact You are a good for nothing boy in this world"

 

After a while there was excessive wave and the canoe was shaking to capsize.
The boy knowing all the ethics of swimming, quickly dive into the river abandoning the prof to his fate since he doesn't know how to swim at all. The helpless prof was in a great fear, yelling at the little boy for help. Oh Boy come and help me ooh. Then the Boy raised his head out of the river and asked the Prof, did you studied Swimmiology?" the prof answered No, the boy said prof now you are finished in this world all the knowledge you had acquired from education will now end here, cos I am living you with your studies to save you. May the Lord be with you. he dive into the river. The prof started shouting Chinekeeeeeeeee nkem don finish for true ooooh. who go save me now, Who told me to insult the savior of my life ooooohhhh Chia

Abeg make una laugh this one out loud oooohhh and don't forget to hollar at me Braaaaaaaaaaa ahh


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Comment by abidoye sunday on February 18, 2012 at 4:48pm

nothing in this earth is useless

Comment by Godwille Eneh Peters on February 17, 2012 at 8:32pm

That is a good one for the earthly lords to think about.

 

Comment by Ajayi Oluwasegun on February 17, 2012 at 6:21pm

Great Lesson for Top official in Government, Politician, Educationist, people who have employed worker like Driver, Gardeners, Security in their offices and Home, and people who look at themselves that they are superior than others.It good to learn to avoid doom.

Comment by Adegunle Bolanle on February 17, 2012 at 12:02pm

Clapping.........

Comment by obi chi k on February 17, 2012 at 12:01pm

That is why we must respect other peoples background. no one is a wealth of knowledge

Comment by Ruqayya Suleiman Muazu on February 17, 2012 at 11:52am

its true not to look down on someone cos u don't know the wisdom one has.

Comment by Abbey on February 17, 2012 at 11:37am
Na wah o, that is to say you don't look down on people.
Comment by Mary Cut on February 16, 2012 at 9:33pm

don't insult people

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